This blog is known more for knitting than for contributions to fan fiction, but I simply couldn’t bear the thought of Teutom (the best ship) going unrepresented in the Yogsfan Fiction Contest. To that end, please consider this humble epic poem. (I threw the word ‘knit’ in there to make it blog-relevant). Enjoy!
Summary: Both Tom and Teutron hasten for to save
Their crustaceous infant from an early grave.
I love this more than I love my lobster child